Jack Kevorkian Is Cool (Explicit)

ValuJet (Explicit)

You've Got No Friends (Explicit)

You Keep A Diary (Explicit)

You Own A Store (Explicit)

You Got Date Raped (Explicit)

Recycling Is Gay (Explicit)

You're A Cop (Explicit)

You Can't Shut Up (Explicit)

You've Got Cancer (Explicit)

We Just Disagree (Explicit)

Hungry Hungry Hippos (Explicit)

You Are An Interior Decorator (Explicit)

Pottery's Gay (Explicit)

Rich Goyette Is Gay (Explicit)

Branscombe Richmond (Explicit)

You Live In Allston (Explicit)

You Are A Food Critic (Explicit)

Just The Two Of Us (Explicit)

Your Band's In The Cut Out Bin (Explicit)

You're Gay (Explicit)

You Look Adopted (Explicit)

Your Cousin Is George Lynch (Explicit)

You Have Goals (Explicit)

You Drive An Iroc (Explicit)

You Play On A Softball Team (Explicit)

Because You're Old (Explicit)

You Sell Cologne (Explicit)

Being A Cobbler Is Dumb (Explicit)

You Live In A Houseboat (Explicit)

Richard Butler (Explicit)

311 Sucks (Explicit)

Your Kid Is Deformed (Explicit)

You Are An Orphan (Explicit)

You're Old (Fuck You) (Explicit)

You Go To Art School (Explicit)

Your Best Friend Is You (Explicit)

You're In A Coma (Explicit)

Windchimes Are Gay (Explicit)

No We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band (Explicit)

Rene Auberjonois (Explicit)

The Internet Is Gay (Explicit)

Ha Ha Your Wife Left You (Explicit)

Hootie And The Blowfish (Explicit)

You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay) (Explicit)

Locking Drop Dead In McDonald's (Explicit)

Technology's Gay (Explicit)

Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp (Explicit)

I'm In Anal Cunt (Explicit)

You (Fill In The Blank) (Explicit)

Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache (Explicit)

Bonus Track 3 (Explicit)